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My parents conversation (Thats what she said)
Dad: Babe, suck this Mom:*sucking Dad: Ahhhh Its good huh? Mom: That’s because the straw is so BIG! OMG i secretly died. 
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Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
how-you-doin: 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
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music
the flatmates
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